dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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