Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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