I CAN MOONWALK!
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
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I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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