Cold hands, warm shart.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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