did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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