I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
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I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
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Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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