how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
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nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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