you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I don't think brook has ever known best
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
40s are totally the cure
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..