i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
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It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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