I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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