Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
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If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
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I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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