she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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