you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
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I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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