Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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