Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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