Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
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We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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