i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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