White coat. Heels.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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