I think i sorta joined a cult last night
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
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the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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