i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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