Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
So vagazzling was a success
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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