Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
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I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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