He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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You insisted on take shots off of plates.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
A bitchslap is in order.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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