Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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