you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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