On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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