No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
one might say we're banned from that church
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
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OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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