you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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