WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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