girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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