We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
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