i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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