Me. At least after what I've been through.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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