Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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