I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.