school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.