Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
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I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
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Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.