I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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