let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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