So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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He felt like a one man threesome
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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