Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
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I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize