But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
one might say we're banned from that church
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
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I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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