it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
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He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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