There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
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Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
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There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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