Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
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Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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