i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I have feelings that need drinking.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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