i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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