Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.