Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(360): View more from Washington

Let's get naked and see who's stronger.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.

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(209): View more from California

I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..

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(314): View more from Missouri

I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment

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(909): View more from California

Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.

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(706): View more from Georgia

He could stay over, if you'd just ask.

(912): View more from Georgia

Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm on the fast track to lesbian land

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