How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
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He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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