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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low

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• (941): View more from Florida

  can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?

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  idk, I had a turtle in mine.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.

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  I NEED to hang out with you more

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever

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