I wish my penis had an off switch
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i'm home, then i'll come over
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
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how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.