they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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