Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
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I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.