So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.