After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
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I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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